Artist
- Dirty Bishop Magic McLaren
Medium - Pimp Hand on Ho
E'en back in the days, weren't easy bein no pimp, know what I'm sayin?
Course, back den, dem bitches weren't asking for no whip or no baby-daddy
support. But still, it alluz has been hard out there for a pimp. Don't
act like you don't know it true!
Back in da day, you alluz had some trick or some ho whinnin her skinny
little ass off about her wantin the latest, most fashionablest ribbons
or petticoats and shit... You know, da kind o'petticoats with dem pockets
in da back, for hidin thangs which da ho done lifted off her john? Or,
you know, if you was showin da ho a good time, she could just
tuck da damn petty coat itself into them pockets and just ride away!
Yeah, sometimes it's good times for a pimp...
Dat's why I only bothered with that type of shit for my high class girls,
know what I mean? If a girl gonna treat you right, and take care of you
right, like a pimp outta be taken care of? Then you gotta keep her happy,
sirrah. Or she gonna keep someone else happy, know what I mean?
Mothafuckers alluz be tryin to take you hos. That's just the way it goes...
Like I was sayin, life ain't easy when you pimpin, sleazy!
I rememba dis one time, one o'my low class hos, da ones I keep around
just to walk the edges o'my turf and keep da other hos away, started gettin
all uppity on me, askin why I don't treats her right, why I alluz gotta
be hittin her with my stern pimp hand, why, why, why...
So I killed da bitch. Bam! Right in her big flappin mouth with my pistol.
Had a helluva time with da local constabulary types with that un.. Turned
out she was some Duke's byblow. Lost a pretty penny sewin' up them coppers
mouths. Buyin 'em with all my coppers, ha! Just cause some damn ho can't
keep her mouth shut, you know?
Man, I tell you, it's hard out there when you pimpin a ho. Hard times,
hard crimes. That's just how life go...
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