Artist - Arch Bishop Giovanni
Medium - Children's sweet tears
Circa date - While mothers are asleep
Released as a deterrent against the evil ilk that would prey on young
supple boy butt, these posters were put out by the Catholic church in
what they claimed was an attempt to raise awareness of the large and bulbous
threat that was a man's genitalia.
However, history has proven that the whole thing was, in fact, a counter
intelligence operation. By listing symptoms that were common to most men,
and twinning these rules with a hot, under dressed woman (only 2 robes
was considered 'scantily clad' for the time), men across Europe were led
to believe they too were of the 'Spinning Jimmy On The Maypole' persuasion.
This created a social leniency towards the act of 'Losing your marbles'
on a young kids posterior, allowing the church's fiendish acts of 'Pumping
Fudgecicles' to go overlooked for many decades.
However, this all backfired in the long run, as we now live in a society
where people treat any act of pedophilia as worse than dealing drugs,
embezzlement, and murder combined . A crack-peddling, granny-killing mis-anthrope
could move right next door to you and you wouldn't know a thing about
it. If one picture is found on your computer, or even a cookie, of your
hard drive on a child, it's a lifetime of registration and shunnery for
you my friend.
So please, think again if you think it's cool to 'Cook A Sausage In The
Easy-Bake Oven'.
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