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WELCOME TO BOOTH: THE GAME
(an early text adventure from the archives of Art Depreciation)

-It is pitch black. You are likely to be shot by Sergeant Boston Corbett.
Directions are: N/E/W
? N
-You hear music, you are aware of a faint smell of cheese. There is a gun.
Directions are: E/W
? Get gun
-The gun laughs with joy and dances in your hand. You now understand what true power is.
Directions are: E/W
? W
-It's a dead end. A large tableau stands before you. It is well made and you feel jealous of its owner. You distictly hear a drawer laugh at you.
Directions are: E
? E
-There is no more gun, but the smell of cheese remains.
Directions are: E/W
? E
-You climb the stairs. It takes a while. You wish you had spent longer training on the stairmaster (tm), only 5 minutes a day would make you ripped. Instead, you wheeze and struggle like a chubby teenager.
- You get to the top and see the Lincoln.
Directions are: Stairs you can't handle
? Shoot the Lincoln.
-SYNTAX ERROR!
? Use gun
-Suicide is not the answer
? Use gun on the Lincoln
- CRITICAL HIT!
- The Lincoln screams, falling to the floor with flames leaping from its mouth.
- The Lincoln has died.
- You writhe in moist satisfaction, knowing that you have given slavery back to the free world.