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Jan 30, 2008                                      
Art Depreciation.com presents...

Mutiny on the Dinghy


               

               

 

Washington Re-Crossing the Delaware

This painting, hanging in the east by northeast wing of the national gallery, depicts the little known second crossing of the Delaware river by General George Washington and his men, on their way to dinner the night of Boxing Day, 1776.
When Washington's men, bivouacked at Valley Forge, found they had ran out of supplies, the general had the idea to take them all out for dinner.

"We had just finished kicking some limey ass the day before, and we were all famished. GW suggested that we head to the local Cracker Barrel for some family style home cooking," said Sergeant Milton Witherspoon. "But good ol' George could get lost walking in a straight line. Don't get me wrong; he was a hell of a military commander! I just wouldn't want to have to follow him to a party, that's all…"

Washington's well-documented ability to get lost (even in his own bedroom) had an unexpected effect that night, as he and his men happened upon the British forces camped on the other side of the river, for the second time in as many days. "Let's just steal their shit!" cried a famished Washington, as he and his troops attacked the resting British forces. They went on the win that battle, and then to raid the larders of defeated English soldiers. And so Washington and his men ate well that evening, in the cold winter of 1776.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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