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Jan 09, 2008                                      
Art Depreciation.com presents...

Extra Krispy


               

               

It is a commonly held belief that KFC is a simple American fast food company. As the story goes, "Colonel Sanders" found a long-hidden family recipe for fried chicken, and, through hard work and capitalism, turned this recipe into a worldwide restaurant franchise serving, while not exactly healthy, certainly delicious food.

However, a much bleaker picture has recently been discovered. Far from being a fun loving southern gent', the "Colonel" is, in fact, the symbol of a secret brotherhood of long-hidden "rulers", who have controlled events throughout human history!

Consider:


1) The name: KFC. Most people think this stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken. But those who know the brotherhood's secrets know the darker truth: KFC actually stands for "King Future Christ". This is a reference to the brotherhood's ultimate aim, the bringing about of the biblical event know as the rapture in which the risen lord Christ returns, taking the righteous up to heaven and leaving the sinners behind to burn in hell.

2) The Colonel: A symbol for the brotherhood's self-perceived role. These men do not claim to be generals in lord's army. The rank of general is reserved for the risen Christ and his angelic hordes. But immediately below the generals are the colonels. These men see themselves as no less than the second highest rank in the lord's armies. This is also reflected by the "colonels" chosen outfit: an entirely white suit. The suit represents business, merchantry, the worldly affairs of man, while the color white represents the holy robes worn by angelic hosts. In this way, these "colonels" see themselves as both the highest of men and the lowest of angels.

3) The Food: As the above picture shows, what makes the food "extra krispy" is none other than human flesh! The brotherhood's secret aim is to bring about the rapture more quickly by corrupting the hoards of "common man" with their own flesh. In their minds, they are taking the ritual of the Eucharist and turning it on its head. If eating Christ's flesh ensures salvation, than eating man's flesh must ensure damnation. And the more people in hell after the rapture, the more room there will be for the righteous few in the new heaven-on-earth.

It certainly gives a new meaning to the phrase: "Finger Lickin' Good!"

I am sure that some of you may doubt this, that you believe that KFC is nothing more than a good man serving good food to good people. But consider this: even the smiling, friendly face on the side of the bucket cannot hide its true nature. The basis for this icon is none other than a plantation owner of the Antebellum South: a slave owner, a "master", a man who controls others. He considers you to be nothing more than a piece of property, to be fattened up for frying in the eternal fires of hell!

We present the above with a single pictorial piece of evidence, to prove our point and whet your appetite.
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